I remember in morrowind I would walk into peoples houses murder them and steal EVERYTHING even plates and forks and then go sell it to get more weapons to murder more people.
horrible horrible things we did in games that we're shamed to admit.
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Not without a 21 gun salute? (In the face...)Dr. Paine said:
P.S. I can hear something crawling around in my walls, I'm not sure why I said that, but still.
I'm not ashamed to admit them at all!
I cut off all of the heads of the family running The Brass Lantern in Megaton (Fallout 3) and I lined up three plates and put their heads on each of the plates!
You've just been SERVED!
I also completed The Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion, which, let me tell, gets pretty nasty in a certain mission.
I cut off all of the heads of the family running The Brass Lantern in Megaton (Fallout 3) and I lined up three plates and put their heads on each of the plates!
You've just been SERVED!
I also completed The Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion, which, let me tell, gets pretty nasty in a certain mission.
There's a mod for Oblivion called "Deadly Reflex" that lets you slice people's throats for a stealth kill, that's pretty painful.feather240 said:
i kept using the Chainsaw Bayonet in Gears of War 2 and putting it through there legs and running it up through there balls and out there head.
A worse on was i drove around GTA getting hookers to have sex with my character and then running them down and getting my money back, there where no hookers by the time i finished.
And my worse on was i play a game at my friends and T-Bagged every girl i came across after shooting the in the crouch. and even glitch-ed some in walls with no ammo and moved up and down (looked like i was raping them). I was epic bored then
A worse on was i drove around GTA getting hookers to have sex with my character and then running them down and getting my money back, there where no hookers by the time i finished.
And my worse on was i play a game at my friends and T-Bagged every girl i came across after shooting the in the crouch. and even glitch-ed some in walls with no ammo and moved up and down (looked like i was raping them). I was epic bored then
I actually try my best to be a good guy in games. The most evil thing I did was on accident. I had a slave's head explode in Fallout 3. I thought I was freeing her and then BOOM!
I unloaded 100 rounds into this guy on a ski doo in Saints Row 2 . Because I wanted his ski doo. I felt bad, so then I went an committed suicide by jumping out of the ultor building and landing on top of a cop car. Yeah, that made me laugh.
Fallout 3 is the worst. Harold wanted me to kill him, and I contemplated lighting him on fire. Never did though. =)
Fallout 3 is the worst. Harold wanted me to kill him, and I contemplated lighting him on fire. Never did though. =)
If we're ashamed to admit, then why admit it here :/
Ah well. I guess if I had to pick one I'd think punching someone in GTA4, just to get them running so I could chase them while they screamed for help was probably unnecessarily violent of me. Worse still was the way I'd laugh at how they tumbled when I kneecapped them with a pistol. Having a standoff in a room with a bunch of cops was also pretty bad, not so much because I was killing them en masse, but because I'd only shoot them until they fell, and then I'd throw a cocktail on them to watch them roll around in agony, laughing at how others would try to pass by them only to catch fire themselves. I think I had one bonfire going for a good 20 minutes, and I never tired of it. i am teh bad.
Remember that mission involving scantily clad women, the grotto, and a tiny yipping dog? I used to practice my sneaking skills by taking out all the guards, one by one, and collecting their guns and ammo so no civilians might hunt one down and put up a fight. I'd then stroll into the kitchen, grab a knife, and proceed to slash throats and stab backs (I kinda giggled at the sounds some of them made when it got all stabby). Sometimes, I'd throw one of the knives into the back of someone's head, just to see how far through it'd go. And do you know what? I actually enjoyed myself. I was like a kid in a candy store.
WTH IS WRONG WITH ME?!
Ah well. I guess if I had to pick one I'd think punching someone in GTA4, just to get them running so I could chase them while they screamed for help was probably unnecessarily violent of me. Worse still was the way I'd laugh at how they tumbled when I kneecapped them with a pistol. Having a standoff in a room with a bunch of cops was also pretty bad, not so much because I was killing them en masse, but because I'd only shoot them until they fell, and then I'd throw a cocktail on them to watch them roll around in agony, laughing at how others would try to pass by them only to catch fire themselves. I think I had one bonfire going for a good 20 minutes, and I never tired of it. i am teh bad.
A man after my own heart!Master_Spartan117666 said:
Remember that mission involving scantily clad women, the grotto, and a tiny yipping dog? I used to practice my sneaking skills by taking out all the guards, one by one, and collecting their guns and ammo so no civilians might hunt one down and put up a fight. I'd then stroll into the kitchen, grab a knife, and proceed to slash throats and stab backs (I kinda giggled at the sounds some of them made when it got all stabby). Sometimes, I'd throw one of the knives into the back of someone's head, just to see how far through it'd go. And do you know what? I actually enjoyed myself. I was like a kid in a candy store.
WTH IS WRONG WITH ME?!
Planted explosives in people's pants in all the Fallout games.
Dragged naked female bodies into my looted Ork plantation in Morrowind.
Caused unspeakable carnage with the pimp cane shotgun in Saints Row 2.
Also derailed a commuter train with my naked body in Saints Row 2... Kinda proud of that one...
In Prototype, grabbed passerby civvies in opposite sex disguise, ran up skyscrapers, confessed my sexual ineptitude to them on the roof by casting them from the buildings, then overhead chopping them in half on the way down...
Did not have sex with Aphrodite in God of War III...
Killed countless Lemmings...
Collected every weapon in Drakengard + Drakengard 2...
Played Two Worlds...
Removed/damaged surveillance equipment at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
Allowed my monkey to decimate a village with its feces in Black&White...
Quick-loaded end checkpoint in Condemned:Criminal Origins for the OTHER achievement...
Played another user's WoW account for five minutes while they were away - walked them off a cliff...
Put the soda can into the trash bin like I was told in Half-Life 2...
Audibly cried out "SNAAAAAAAKE!" while playing an MGS game...
Purchased Persona 4 without having played Persona 3, which sat on the shelf, waiting its turn...
Collected all 108 stars of Destiny in Suikoden 1... and let one die in a battle...
Played FFVII
irge of Cerberus... Twice...
There are more, but I believe I am sufficiently monstrous for now... Stand by for updates...
Dragged naked female bodies into my looted Ork plantation in Morrowind.
Caused unspeakable carnage with the pimp cane shotgun in Saints Row 2.
Also derailed a commuter train with my naked body in Saints Row 2... Kinda proud of that one...
In Prototype, grabbed passerby civvies in opposite sex disguise, ran up skyscrapers, confessed my sexual ineptitude to them on the roof by casting them from the buildings, then overhead chopping them in half on the way down...
Did not have sex with Aphrodite in God of War III...
Killed countless Lemmings...
Collected every weapon in Drakengard + Drakengard 2...
Played Two Worlds...
Removed/damaged surveillance equipment at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
Allowed my monkey to decimate a village with its feces in Black&White...
Quick-loaded end checkpoint in Condemned:Criminal Origins for the OTHER achievement...
Played another user's WoW account for five minutes while they were away - walked them off a cliff...
Put the soda can into the trash bin like I was told in Half-Life 2...
Audibly cried out "SNAAAAAAAKE!" while playing an MGS game...
Purchased Persona 4 without having played Persona 3, which sat on the shelf, waiting its turn...
Collected all 108 stars of Destiny in Suikoden 1... and let one die in a battle...
Played FFVII
irge of Cerberus... Twice...There are more, but I believe I am sufficiently monstrous for now... Stand by for updates...
I was playing Fallout 3 and I went to the church in Rivet city during a sermon. I proceeded to take out my flamethrower and kill everyone inside. After moping up survivors who fled I took all the bodies and put them in a pile in front of the podium. I then took off all their clothes, thus creating a corpse orgy. And no, I am not shitting you.
i killed maidson in heavy rain... i got bored then i cried because my original game was perfect i just wanted more trophies
I saved in front of a little sister in bioshock 2, then harvested her just to see the animation. That made me feel genuinely horrible.
Also, killing
in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days was one of the saddest moments of my gaming career.
Also, killing
Xion
In Black & White, I figured it would be important for my town's kids to have the best education they could. So I tried teaching them to fly at an early age. Rather forcibly.
They never quite got the hang of it, but those little skeletons sure made for some good eats for my creature.
They never quite got the hang of it, but those little skeletons sure made for some good eats for my creature.
One of my characters in The Sims 2 burned to death. All just because I forgot to turn the stove off. Poor Brody...
Besides all the mass murder I did in various games, I remember one strange ting I did. After I shot two enemies in css, they looked like they were kissing. One of them even had his hand on the butt of the other one. So I took screenshots from all possible angles. I didn't pay attention to the other players anymore and got shot after a while. My teammates yelled at me and asked what the hell I was doing.
I just remembered a couple of things that my brother did that were hilarious, and I'd be ashamed for one of them...
On The Urbz (an awful Sims game set in the city) if you went into debt, your landlord would come with a weird laser thing to reposess your property by zapping at and reclaiming the value of it. So my brother put everything into a small room and had one door into the room. The landlord went in, and the door got sold. This allowed my brother to accumulate as much debt as he wanted without any fear of repercussions, as the only thing that could stop him was pacing a small room frustratedly.
And on the Left 4 Dead 2 demo, he and I were on the last level and getting to the safe room. Everyone was injured, but Rochelle was the worst, being on one health on her last revive. I (Ellis) got into the room, Nick got into the room, he (Coach) got into the room, pulled out his pistol, span around and executed Rochelle with a headshot before closing the door on her corpse.
On The Urbz (an awful Sims game set in the city) if you went into debt, your landlord would come with a weird laser thing to reposess your property by zapping at and reclaiming the value of it. So my brother put everything into a small room and had one door into the room. The landlord went in, and the door got sold. This allowed my brother to accumulate as much debt as he wanted without any fear of repercussions, as the only thing that could stop him was pacing a small room frustratedly.
And on the Left 4 Dead 2 demo, he and I were on the last level and getting to the safe room. Everyone was injured, but Rochelle was the worst, being on one health on her last revive. I (Ellis) got into the room, Nick got into the room, he (Coach) got into the room, pulled out his pistol, span around and executed Rochelle with a headshot before closing the door on her corpse.
