Hostage rescue: how would you do it?
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-You see, I'd first pretend to be some rocker kid just fooling around in front of the house, and when the baddie comes on by, I'd distract him while my trained rooster sneaks in, pecks off the hostage's ropes, and leads him/her out the back with it's miniature GPS night-vision goggles.
--If that didn't work, I'd go with a reanimation serum/cloning laboratory to bring Bruce Lee back to life so he could do it for me. That, or the nuke thing.
--If that didn't work, I'd go with a reanimation serum/cloning laboratory to bring Bruce Lee back to life so he could do it for me. That, or the nuke thing.
I'd use my infinite resources to build an infinitely large room in which to store them that only has one exit. The exit is a magical portal which connects to a bag that I carry around (not a big one, just one that defies physics). Unfortunately for the hostage-takers that I squish into my bag, the portal is only open when the bag is open, so I just keep it closed unti I need something ... namely a nuke that only kills people, which I detonate, thereby destroying them with a nuke without the negative repercussions of residual radioactivity ... oh, and whenever I put my hand (or anything else into the bag that is biological, it gets covered by a radiation proof suit, therefore stopping gross mutations that would otherwise stop access to the awesome resources .... also, I build a machine that makes me invincible and able to change my shape, and that is how I get into the house and ram the bag onto the kidnappers).
Since i Have Infinite Resources, I would Blow up the Entire Building and Salvage the Bodies of Both Terrorist and Hostage.
Clone the Hostages and change their memory that the Government (me) did not blow them up, and thus gain public Sympathy. Secretly put the "Would you Kindly" thing into them. Let them Grow Larger into a Grand Army (Yes, i am quoting Star Wars) and use them to take over the world. Since i have Infinite Resources, i give myself Immortality and spend the time waiting for the clones to grow by torturing the Reanimated Terrorists. This way i made myself into Emperor Palpatine!
....and for any of you who say "why don't you just take over the world without the army since you have infinite Resources" I respond to that with "Where's the fun in that?"
Clone the Hostages and change their memory that the Government (me) did not blow them up, and thus gain public Sympathy. Secretly put the "Would you Kindly" thing into them. Let them Grow Larger into a Grand Army (Yes, i am quoting Star Wars) and use them to take over the world. Since i have Infinite Resources, i give myself Immortality and spend the time waiting for the clones to grow by torturing the Reanimated Terrorists. This way i made myself into Emperor Palpatine!
....and for any of you who say "why don't you just take over the world without the army since you have infinite Resources" I respond to that with "Where's the fun in that?"
