Hotel Bill

[FPLOON]

Another "Holiday" special...

Forced diversity...

 

[Barbas]

Absurdity.

A tin of tuna fish, three bread rolls and a cuckoo clock.

 

[FPLOON]

Predicting the future semi-correctly...

Make a timeless/quotable sci-fi film...

 

[Barbas]

A copy of the periodic table.

A convoluted spy network.

 

[FPLOON]

Two users thinking of hotel bills...

Too little post...

 

[Barbas]

More post.

More posting.

 

[FPLOON]

Edits...

Alternate timelines...

 

[Barbas]

7 MAC-11s, 8 .38s, 9 'Nines.

A bag of gold.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Kung Fu lessons from Master Sheifu.

a lifetime of hard work and training

 

[FPLOON]

A job as a part-time sidekick...

Little to no credentials...

 

[Barbas]

A sausage refill.

$10,oo

 

[FPLOON]

The future!

That train has left the timeline, unfortunately... No sale!

 

[Barbas]

Weasel pants.

Tree fiddy.

 

[FPLOON]

Weezer pants...

Kanye fitty...

 

[Barbas]

A new Assassin's Creed game.

A bag of opiates.

 

[FPLOON]

The new Call of Duty...

Mountain Dew and Doritos from 2016...

 

[Barbas]

A towering inferno.

Inattention and a kettle.

 

[FPLOON]

A zombie cure...

A fucking miracle...

 

[Barbas]

Medieval clothing.

A daring theft from the local fair.

 

[FPLOON]

A bear...

A specific link on a specific website....