Hotel Bill

[Barbas]

Beer.

An illegal bootlegging operation.

 

[FPLOON]

Booze Browsing...

No touching... or drinking...

 

[Barbas]

A shopping bag full of magpies.

Severe pecking injuries.

 

[FPLOON]

Fear...

No unearned jumpscares...

 

[Barbas]

A club sandwich and a Coke.

$7,50

 

[FPLOON]

Normality...

Wrong dimension...

 

[Barbas]

Stronkium.

Seven deadly trials.

 

[FPLOON]

Refresh...

A[nother] crash...

 

[Barbas]

Power armour upgrades.

Loooooooootsa caps.

 

[dalek sec]

A wild night with some cosplayers and learning in the morning which ones were traps...

Cost: Your sense of shame.

 

[FPLOON]

Total silence...

All the dead bodies...

 

[Barbas]

A quiet evening in.

The sudden disappearance of the loud couple next-door.

 

[FPLOON]

Dinner and a show...

Stolen identity and priority access backstage...

 

[Barbas]

Godliness.

Fading sanity.

 

[FPLOON]

Empathy...

Sweet emotion...

 

[Barbas]

David Cage.

Emotion lessons.

 

[FPLOON]

A[nother] stand-up special...

The crappy hotel room because you lack bones in your budget...

 

[Barbas]

Accommodation in a better hotel.

A few hits from the bong and a magic carpet.

 

[FPLOON]

Secret interview...

Russian hotel room...

 

[Barbas]

Russian calendars.

Russian language lessons.