Hotel Bill

[Barbas]

Extra soundproofing for the walls.

$300,00

 

[FPLOON]

A grand line...

An unconformable waiting period...

 

[Barbas]

A copy of PC Gamer.

$10,00

 

[FPLOON]

A refund...

No refunds...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the most amazing breakfast ever.

your health.

 

[Barbas]

A bowl of delicious, ripe fruit that is in season.

A trip to Malaysia.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

tremendous power.

the gradual corruption of your soul.

 

[FPLOON]

Free gambling...

Sleeping with the rich-ass owner...

 

[Barbas]

A display of wizardry unlike anything seen before or since.

$20,00

 

[FPLOON]

Archer reenactments...

Not enough bloody marys...

 

[Barbas]

Hamlet, performed by top thespian mice.

Fruit and nut mix.

 

[FPLOON]

An orgy of Deadpool-based evidence...

The right kind of payment...

 

[Barbas]

Naruto episodes.

Your soul.

 

[FPLOON]

Bleach episodes...

Your jutsu...

 

[Barbas]

Aching eyes.

Three episodes of Kampfer.

 

[FPLOON]

Instant regret...

Barely the first 10 minutes of Boku no Pico...

 

[Barbas]

A broken limb.

Slamming the nearest window on it (plus medical expenses).

 

[FPLOON]

No more car payments...

Your car... with interest...

 

[Barbas]

Nine fucks a minute.

Significant paralysis.

 

[FPLOON]

A Couple's Retreat...

More than one Couple...