Hotel Bill

[Barbas]

The Zika virus.

A free trip to Brazil.

 

[FPLOON]

Sci-Fi Wasabi...

A time machine...

 

[Barbas]

A shower of failures.

Ten whiskies in a row.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

an all you can eat buffet

clogged arteries.

 

[Barbas]

A pile of hamburgers.

An ambitious Wimpy's theft.

 

[FPLOON]

Money...

The good shit...

 

[Barbas]

An even better shit.

A balanced diet, proper exercise and some light music.

 

[FPLOON]

Room Service...

No fan service!

 

[Barbas]

Fan service.

A migraine.

 

[FPLOON]

A migraine...

A good fist to the skull...

 

[Barbas]

Fisting.

A criminal record.

 

[FPLOON]

A criminal record...

Paying in shit...

 

[Barbas]

Elven plates of peas.

Tears and bitter recriminations from the kitchen staff.

 

[FPLOON]

Stalker-B-Gone!

Staff constantly stalking you for tips...

 

[Barbas]

A live performance from Mozart.

Gravediggers.

 

[FPLOON]

Another hour in the Chambers...

Daylight Savings in a jar...

 

[Barbas]

Square-bashing and tub-thumping.

Several minutes of confused Googling.

 

[FPLOON]

Eliminating the Smell...

Quarantine...

 

[Barbas]

Eliminating the curtains.

Lighter fluid and matches.

 

[FPLOON]

An acting callback...

Actual talent...