How Appropriate. You Fight Like A Cow

[SteveZim1017]

Alrite folks lets get for favorite video game insults.

(Well except for the sword master's insults because lets face it, thats cheating)

 

[Space Spoons]

This is the end for you, you gutter-crawling cur.

 

[Sewblon]

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!

 

[neuromasser]

You what? You want to be a combatant? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Look at you! My granny could beat you, and she's dead!

Spoiler: Mister Crowley

Spoiler: Console

 

[SamuelT]

"I've seen mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

 

[More Fun To Compute]

I liked it when the Prince in Prince of Persia: Warrior Within called another character a *****. I laughed so hard, it was like Oscar Wilde had come back to life and was making vidya games.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

'Stop right there criminal scum!'

Ouch.

 

[Space Spoons]

"I KILL YOU, X-CHICKEN." - Magneto, from the X-Men Arcade Game

Hard to top that, really...

 

[retro himself]

I liked it when the Prince in Prince of Persia: Warrior Within called another character a *****. I laughed so hard, it was like Oscar Wilde had come back to life and was making vidya games.

Lol, Kraftwerk.

Anyway, I can see this thread filled with only Monkey Island insults

Though one of the recent insults I've heard is in the Meet The Spy video for Team Fortress 2, when the scouts asks "Who are you? President of his fan club?" and the spy retorts with "No. That would be your mother" and proceeds to reveal photographic evidence of a sexual encounter with the scouts mom and the red spy.

A perfect taunt ingame would be "You're easy. Just like your mother" when dominating a scout

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"You spoony bard!"
A classic from FFIV

 

[ssgt splatter]

Alrite folks lets get for favorite video game insults.

(Well except for the sword master's insults because lets face it, thats cheating)

Uhh, sword master's insults? Who's swor...nevermind.

Aaand I bet he's saying, what the...? right now or go blow yourself.

 

[Archereus]

"What? we are allied with the tauren? That's great, we will be having steak every day."

 

[quack35]

"I've seen mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

That certainly is chilling.

 

[retro himself]

"You spoony bard!"
A classic from FFIV

Ohh, that reminds me, the famous line from Kefka in FFVI, "Son of a submariner!". That was kinda "wtflulz" moment right there.

 

[Symp4thy]

"You n'wah!"
http://morrowinddarkelf.ytmnd.com/

 

[koekje4life]

"You son of a mother!"
That made me fall out of my chair.

 

[Lazarus Long]

N'wah and s'wit are superfluously punctuated classics.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"You spoony bard!"
A classic from FFIV

Ohh, that reminds me, the famous line from Kefka in FFVI, "Son of a submariner!". That was kinda "wtflulz" moment right there.

Ooh, that burns
From the same character, "You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"

 

[Andy_Panthro]

So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.

 

[Yossarian90]

"Why... wont... you ... DIEEEEE!"
Awesome from Oblivion guard dude