How badly have you ever been physically hurt?

[reaper_2k9]

Well there was the car accident where my arm was fractured, the time I twisted my ankle so badly the tendons were about to rip apart, the time I got hit in the head with a tether ball pole, the time when I got hit in the back off the head with an empty 40 of corona.

 

[EnzoHonda]

I'm pretty adept at avoiding injury. This summer I popped the ligament that connects the collar bone to the shoulder while doing a bad break-fall in Judo (I don't know anatomy, so that's the best I can do to describe it). It's the only time I've ever been to the hospital for an injury, AFAIK. Something might have happened when I was young, but no one's told me.

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Hit and run.

Both wrist shattered, fractured cheek and eye socket, cracked back of skull, broken nose.
Yay for morphine!

 

[gamebrain89]

bone bruise on my left arm. fell out of a slide when I was like 8.

 

[Mukiwa]

Chopped the tip of my middle finger off in a door when I was 6.
Got thrown off a couple of horses at various times in my life, but nothing majorly serious.
Scar running up my left arm from falling out of a tree and slicing up my arm on a nail sticking out of it as I fell.
Scar on my back from a shooting accident. Guy next to me at the range had his revolver blow apart in his hands as he was firing it and I caught a good chunk of the cylinder in my back.

 

[meatloaf231]

I fell down an entire flight of stairs and landed on a cactus.

 

[Vivaldi]

I fell down an entire flight of stairs and landed on a cactus.

Was the cactus like, positioned specifically at the bottome of the stairs? IF so why?


Anyways: Frobable a dislocat shoulder from landing a snowboarding trick wrong, then I got hit in the head by a different snowboarder who did not see me, If I did not have helmet I would have died, instead just a concussion. It was pretty awesome...also never doing snowboard tricks ever again.

 

[SirJewBagel]

Partially tearing my ACL, didn't need surgery but still. Odd thing was i didn't feel pain till i tried to get up and couldn't walk.

Slamming my shin into my bike pedal can creating a 3 inch long 1 inch gash.

 

[Robert0288]

I think I win with physical injuries.
1) had finger almost lobbed off with an axe while camping. sowing it back on without painkillers fu©king hurts

2) complete rip of my cross-lateral groin muscle. Couldn't walk for months or even move my legs. 6 years later it still gets painfull if your not carefull about stretching before doing anything physical

3) This one happend 2 weeks ago, I ripped the latteral miniscous on my left knee, been limping like a cripple ever since.

I only way your beating this is if you decided to go base jumping without a parachute, or played dogeball on teh highway.

 

[meatloaf231]

I fell down an entire flight of stairs and landed on a cactus.

Was the cactus like, positioned specifically at the bottom of the stairs? If so why?

Yeah, it actually was. The stairs led to my backyard, and there was a cactus about a foot and a half from the end of them. The cactus was good sized, too. Lots of long needles. I was in Argentina at the time.

 

[Vivaldi]

I fell down an entire flight of stairs and landed on a cactus.

Was the cactus like, positioned specifically at the bottom of the stairs? If so why?

Yeah, it actually was. The stairs led to my backyard, and there was a cactus about a foot and a half from the end of them. The cactus was good sized, too. Lots of long needles. I was in Argentina at the time.

Oh, I see...I was picturing a normal house with a staircase that just randomly ended in a huge cactus. Your clarification made more sense...

 

[klc0100]

I got dump tackled in rugby once and broke my collarbone it wasn?t actually that painful but about a week later whilst in a sling I re broke it on a bus closest I have ever came to crying in a while.

 

[DreamKing]

I had a car roll over my left foot once. Then I proceeded to walk a mile home. Hooray for high pain tolerance.

 

[hem dazon 90]

i was listening to the billy joel classic captin jack and nearly choked to death on a fish stick

 

[havingit]

I think I win with physical injuries.
1) had finger almost lobbed off with an axe while camping. sowing it back on without painkillers fu©king hurts

2) complete rip of my cross-lateral groin muscle. Couldn't walk for months or even move my legs. 6 years later it still gets painfull if your not carefull about stretching before doing anything physical

3) This one happend 2 weeks ago, I ripped the latteral miniscous on my left knee, been limping like a cripple ever since.

I only way your beating this is if you decided to go base jumping without a parachute, or played dogeball on teh highway.

OK I WIN,i win physically
i was playing resident evil 4 on the computer so i could use cheats cause i suck at it
i started to lean back in my chair during a cutseen all of a sudden this dick through a knife at me i jumped out of my chair in a sort but instead fell backwards and in the game i got stabbed and at the same time i fell back and landed on a huge metal thing and it impailed me (not very deep at all) and i started Screaming like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf and now i have this scar right on top of my ass. so yes i win, and p.s. you cant call yourself a gamer without something like this happening to you

 

[TMAN10112]

Fell through the net on my friends trampoline(they thought it would be a good idea to hold it up with zip-ties) slashing my head on a sharp rock that was sticking out of the ground giving me a deep 3 inch gash in the back of my head just above my neck. That was a fun trip to the hospital.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Actually, this guy would win...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11624436/

A 29-year-old man heard a snap during sexual intercourse followed by immediate detumescence and a swelling of the penile basis and scrotum, due to a penile fracture.

*wonders how many have just crossed their legs and doubled up in sympathy*

 

[ksn0va]

Sniper shot to the head...

Oh wait I was just playing Fallout 3