LWS666 said:
don't moan to me if you don't agree, IGN just put it at #1
Well then, allow me to moan about IGN instead.
IGN is a website filled with hacks who like to refer to themselves as games journalists because it makes them feel special. IGN is populated by the biggest sellouts in the entire games industry. Every big-name title receives at least a 9 from IGN regardless of quality, because the site is so set on making as much money as possible that they put expressing their opinions after not alienating any fanbase on their list of priorities. They also swoon over graphics, often allowing their opinion on a game to be entirely swayed by graphics (Crysis made their top 25 PC games. No, you heard that right.). In addition to being sellouts, their reviews are incredibly poorly written. Their review for BFBC2 praised the respawn system and regenerating health for providing a "more realistic combat experience." In all likelihood, my cat could walk across my keyboard and create a better review than the IGN staff could. And worst of all, IGN is so into getting the big bucks that they couldn't even stick to games journalism, and had to also start writing half-assed movie and television "reviews" as well. These are somehow even worse than the games reviews, as evidenced by Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece Inglorious Basterds scoring less than the G.I. Joe movie. IGN wouldn't know quality if it slapped them in the face.
Allow me to close my rant with my interpretation of how IGN scores games:
Big-name titles that are actually good: 9.5 or higher
Big-name titles that suck: 9.0 AT THE VERY LEAST. We don't want any fans to be offended, now.
Amazing games that not as many people have heard of: 8.5 AT THE VERY MOST. We don't want to rock the boat too much.
Very good games that not as many people have heard of: 8.0
Incredibly good, obscure games: 7.0 - It's not like people are actually gonna read these, and we don't want everyone catching on to the fact that we give 9's to FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Genuinely terrible games (not big-name titles, of course): 6.0
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages: 10. No, I am not making this up.