How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm just made of that much fail.

How did you bring an end to international communism?

 

[Neonbob]

You hypnotized yourself until you picked it up.

How did you chip your tooth?

 

[Neonbob]

I have your life on file.
[sup]NO! It's comfy in here.
*flops onto frontal lobe*

How did you put hard candy in a cake?

 

[Kud]

Natural Talent.

How did you become so useful?

 

[Timotei]

I learned many things from the world's best teachers. Then killed them.

How did you scare away rabid republicans?

 

[Pm0n3y]

By sending my rapid democratic on them.

How could you do such a thing?!

 

[ravensshade]

i let someone else do it

how did democratic folks become rapid?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave them all speed.
That made them run.

How did you rip off your facial hair without screaming?

 

[Metric Monkey]

A real man doesn't scream from pain.
However, a real man doesn't rip off all his facial hair either.
I had none to begin with.

How did you get on to live TV?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Streaking across the feild at the Superbowl

How did you find my phone?

 

[ravensshade]

i sat on it... sorry

how did you fix your xbox?

 

[Pimppeter2]

By using peer pressure!

How did you kill that Elephant!

 

[ravensshade]

by carefull use of an army of mouses

how did you eat mud and vomit pie?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Its Thanksgiving!

How did you sneak a sip of my gatorade?

 

[ravensshade]

i did it while you were distracted by turkey (wether the country or the food that's your call)

how did you see trough my disguise?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was not a very good disguise to start with.

How did you get me banned?