How did you do that?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

I fell through the floor

How did you not fall through the floors made of paper?

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 28, 2009

I'm 95% helium.

How did you survive the fall?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

a portion of my own awesomeness cushioned the fall

how did you save christmas?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 28, 2009

By shooting the Grinch repeatedly.

How did you make me miss those life-size replicas of all the Rozen Maiden dolls?

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 28, 2009

I turned off your alarm clock. That simple.

How did you liek mudkips?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

Because i did

How did you fire your lazor?

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 28, 2009

He isn't one of us. Shun the nonbeliever. Shuuuuuun SHUUUUN!

How did you bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

because i was sent to do so

how did you not see me?

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 28, 2009

I was busy training my son to be a Spartan warrior.

How dare you insult my queen?

IMrAngryPantsI · Nov 28, 2009

We only had 300 warriors.

How did you threaten my people with slavery and death?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

You blew it up!

How did you get frostbite on your scalp?

Metric Monkey · Nov 28, 2009

I took off my hat and some jerk named Mr. Frost decided it'd be cool to bite my scalp.

How did you burst into flames in the bottom of that pool?

DJude · Nov 28, 2009

with the sheer power of my awesomeness

how did you not see it from your house?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

I was busy playing MW2.

How did you beat it on Veteran?

Neonbob · Nov 28, 2009

I didn't believe you!

How did you get a PM through?