How did you do that?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

I was stalking him for a while.

How did you get me out of jail?

Malevolent Stranger · Nov 28, 2009

I murdered all the guards, duh.

How did you live past a nuclear explosion?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

I his inside a lead-lined fridge.

How did you make those memories come back?

Malevolent Stranger · Nov 28, 2009

I delved deep into your mind, and died.

How did you end up inside a massive portion of Jello?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

OK, maybe we didn't think this through.

How did you become evil?

Malevolent Stranger · Nov 28, 2009

My user name starts with the word MALEVOLENT.

How could you not have thought that through?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

We were drunk and...

How did you not get it?

Malevolent Stranger · Nov 28, 2009

Because the root word in the second portion of my title is STRANGE, meaning I don't have to get it.

How could you not have understood that?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

Because I'm too confused.

How did you confuse me?

FairlyFrightenedFeline · Nov 28, 2009

I was loaded ok?!

How did i just make a vague FlashForward reference?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

Apparently it has something to do with being loaded.

How did you get out of the car before the grenade hit?

FairlyFrightenedFeline · Nov 28, 2009

I ninja'd IdealistCommi.

How was it shrapnel filled?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

Fine.

How did you kill m-

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

I was playing hide and seek. I was counting.

How did you freeze the Sun?

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

With my warmth and cuteness.

How did you turn me into a teddy bear?