How did you do that?

[christ917]

By pulling it with horses, though i wish i didn't have to make the trip cause Donkey is so damn annoying.

How did you slay the dragon?

 

[Ren3004]

With my nose.


How did you eat all those hot dogs?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With my mouth.

How did you summon that Griffin?

 

[Cargando]

With the power of Love! And three months animal training.

How did you read my [s/]mind[/s] book?

 

[Ren3004]

With my eyes.


How did you learn a dead language?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time travel.

How did you bring back the Roman Empire?

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Inflict Roman style torture on people, derp.

How did you not press X?

 

[Cargando]

I haven't got an 'X' button. It was stolen from me by the Marquis De Sade.

How did you grow that glorious face-furrage?

 

[Ren3004]

I was passed out for a couple of days.


How did you die, despite pressing X?

 

[Cargando]

Well, after I stole it back from the Marquis, I rushed back in my wind-powered car, only to re-attatch an instant before I get hit by the giant rubber banjo.

How did you GAH! ARRRGH! MY EYES! AAAAARGH! GOD HELP ME!!! AAAAA-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By - THE HELL!? AHHH!!!!

How did you unleash such horror?

 

[Cargando]

By summoning the Dark Lord Fel-Shathura!

How did you thwart my evil plan?

 

[Ren3004]

By closing your browser window.


How did you re-open it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By clicking on the short cut.

How did you become a werewolf?

 

[Cargando]

Hah. Hehah. Ahahaha. HAHAHAHAAAAA [b/]AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA[/b]. Hahaha. Heheheh. Hmmm.

How did you cure my insanity?

 

[Ren3004]

With a kick to the head.


How did you kick me back?

 

[Cargando]

By patiently waiting three years, then hiding on a tall brick wall by the pavement, disguised as an Arabic monk, until you walked past, then... WHAM! Flying kick to head, down the manhole and escape.

How did you steal my heart?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not. I was just having a seizure.
I don't know... Mysterious, isn't it?

How did you make me epileptic?

 

[Ren3004]

By flashing lights in front of you.

How did you drive me crazy?