How did you do that?

[Metric Monkey]

By becoming undead. It's not dead, so it must be surviving?

How did you not put those together??

 

[DJude]

i was a zombie at the time so i had no brains to be able to come to terms with wether i was surviving or not

how did you make that jump?

 

[Ren3004]

With a 1:450000000000 model of the Universe made of spaghetti.


How did you fill your room with spaghetti?

 

[Cargando]

Well, I tapped into S-space with a dimensional ripper, causing a wormhole to open one the ceiling thus allowing all the S-space matter to fill the room.

How did you survive falling off that building?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a 10 inch tall Lego building. Hardly fatal.


How did you survive being run over by that truck?

 

[Pm0n3y]

The truck didn't run over me, i ran over the truck.

How did you blow up a megazord by punching it with your bare fists?

 

[Ren3004]

I have explosive hands.


How did you make me tell the truth?

 

[Cargando]

I didn't. [small/]Technically.[/small]

How did you find the lost planet of Magrathea?

 

[Ren3004]

With a map. It's amazing no one thought of that before.


You stole my MacGuffin.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, that's not a question.

How did you convolute the forum games list like that?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently I has hitting my head against the wall.


How did you use mind control on me?

 

[pope_of_larry]

i haz a spell for that
how would i know if i was god?

 

[Ren3004]

Everyone you hate would suddenly die.


How did you know how I got these scars?

 

[pope_of_larry]

with the help of google

HOW DOSE I USE CAPS LOCKS

 

[DJude]

LIKE DIS

How did you kill that army of soldiers with only a ballpoint pen?

 

[pope_of_larry]

It was only a army of 2 it wint tho there eyes

how did you not know it was a army of 2.

 

[DJude]

because i assumed it meant that each soldier had played Army of Two at least once

How did you rip a hole in a hole?

 

[imp_spittle]

Because I can divide by zero.

How did you eat the alarm clock at 2am?

 

[pope_of_larry]

I set it to 1:30 so i'd be up when it's time to eat

how did you eat your own head?