How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I took all the stickers and put them in the right place.


How did you build a robot?

 

[Neonbob]

By being ME and totally ignoring your statement that took the place of a question.

How did you bring about the new age?

 

[Cargando]

I became the PM and dragged this country kicking and screaming into the Year of the Anchovy.

How the devil did you get that clumsy reference?

 

[Neonbob]

I let it fly over my head at first, then I grabbed onto its tail and hauled it in.

How did you get a rhino into your hat?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a really big hat.


How did you get a rhino out of your hat?

 

[Neonbob]

I shook it vigorously.

How did you make the entire sky turn red?

 

[Ren3004]

I stabbed it.


How did you pass the test without studying?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm just that good.
And I stole the teacher's mind.

How did you fix your own leg?

 

[Ren3004]

I sawed it and replaced with another one.


How did you get that impossible badge?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I didn't, this one is made out of two toilet roll tubes, a bendy straw and some pva glue.

How did you manage to warp saturns rings?

 

[Ren3004]

With my hands.

How did you un-warp them?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With my mind.

How did you kill all the other psychers?

 

[Ren3004]

With my trusty gun.

How did you get your trusty gun?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was in my holster.

How did you stop a warp storm?

 

[Ren3004]

By being that awesome.

How did you become so awesome?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By learning the arts of the Eldar.

How did you live?

 

[Ren3004]

I kept my heart beating.

How did you find out how babies are born?

 

[Ren3004]

I drank it. All of it.

How did you survive the grape soda based apocalypse?