How did you do that?

War Penguin · Dec 12, 2009

It worked before on the chipmunk, I don't see how it wouldn't work again.

How did you learn binary?

Captainguy42 · Dec 12, 2009

By ramming a CPU into the language center of my brain.

How did you defeat Cthulhu?

War Penguin · Dec 12, 2009

I ran around in circles until he got tired chasing me.

How did you find my lair?

War Penguin · Dec 12, 2009

What? I was hungry? Don't judge!

How did you react to me being an actual penguin [small](it's true)[/small]?

War Penguin · Dec 12, 2009

My teachers forced me. HELP!

How did you know who Batman was?

Vrex360 · Dec 12, 2009

With my Jedi Mind Powers.
[sub]Yes in addition to being a Sangheili I am also a Jedi[/sub]

How did you manage to seduce that sexy zombie chick?

Vrex360 · Dec 12, 2009

With a large stick.

How did you evade those Dinosaurs with laser eyes?

Ren3004 · Dec 12, 2009

With an agility skill of 64.

How did you level up so fast?

Vrex360 · Dec 12, 2009

I can hAXXX!!11!111!11!1!1!1

(TRANSLATION: I hacked the system)

How did you end up being the only male to join a sorority?

Ren3004 · Dec 12, 2009

With a combination of sheer luck, pure charm and mind control.

How did you resist my mind control?

Neonbob · Dec 12, 2009

I slapped you in the face when you tried it.

How did you lure a fish onto your boat?

Ren3004 · Dec 12, 2009

I LURED THE FISH WITH A GIANT WORM!

How did you sink a city?

Neonbob · Dec 12, 2009

I set off some bombs beneath it.
Boom! Insta-cavern.

How did you cancel your own lifetime subscription to Time?

Ren3004 · Dec 12, 2009

I killed myself.

How did you get your soul back from the devil?