How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a bullet to the brain.

How did you destroy a country single handedly?

 

[SteakHeart]

Using the Experimental MIRV.

How did you hit 'em right between the eyes?

 

[Ren3004]

With a truck. i also hit'em everywhere else.


How did you dodge my truck?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Slow motion.

How did you think slipknot was good?

 

[megatron2.0]

it wasnt


how did you get onto a unicycle do a wheelie, go 100 feet up, cure all the worlds diseases, flip back down while geting a fat person to lose 100 kilograms?

 

[Ren3004]

I hit the awesome factory and it blew up.


How did you fix the awesome factory?

 

[Ren3004]

By creating a paradox.


How did you manage to create a paradox?

 

[Ren3004]

I was safe in my secret bunker.

How did you find my present?

 

[Ren3004]

It's a big nerve. I could stick a truck to it if I wanted.


How did you get a truck to stick to my optic nerve?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, you didn't ask for it.

How did you steal my stapler?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By taking it when you were not looking.

How did you not notice it was gone?

 

[Ren3004]

I though you were just busy stealing presents.


How did you lose your sandwich?

 

[Ren3004]

I hid it in my pants.


How did you find the rabbit in my pants?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw something moving down you leg.

How did you escape from people who wanted to shout "that's just sick!"