How did you do that?

[HT_Black]

I read any one of numerous Dilbert strips that featured him.

How did you not become infuriated at my clever reposte?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I was high

How did you take my drugs away?

 

[Sephychu]

The Force.

How you get me here so fast?

 

[Vrex360]

My Ghost was on turbo.

How did you manage to get into bed with Scarlett Johansson?

 

[Lullabye]

the same way i got out. very very quietly....

how did take the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Vrex360]

With delicate ease, and Sangheilian ninja skills.

How did you kill that Spinosaurus?

 

[Ren3004]

With my bare fists.


How did you kill my bare fists?

 

[Vrex360]

With my Sangheilian fists that are superior to you humans fists.

How did you steal my plasma rifle?

 

[Ren3004]

My sneak skill is OVER 9000!


How did you kill that meme?

 

[mirage20]

I ignored it.


how did you invent the snow?

 

[Keepitclean]

USING MY MAD BIKE SKILLZ AND A FREEZER

how did you eat an ENTIRE antelope?

 

[mirage20]

through the use of five roast dinners over five days.

how did you dodge that ten tonne skickle brick when a piece of celery duck taped to it?

 

[mirage20]

I used a laser mounted on a AC-130 (expensive, but it was all worth it)

how did i just do that?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

easily!

How did you lose fourteen stone in a day?!

 

[Kud]

Cut it off with a chainsaw!

How did you eat all those babies?!?!

 

[Ren3004]

I was hungry, OK?


How did you eat all those cabbages?

 

[Nouw]

I haven't eaten in 3 days and besides, everyone loves Cabbage!

How did you get your hands on Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[Ren3004]

In my dreams.


How did you bring Duke Nukem Forever from the dream world?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked all the producers in the head until they finished it.

How did you find out it was me?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you scrawled "Neonbob was here" on the wall in red crayon.

How did you forget you did that?