How did you do that?

[Disaster Button]

Because it wasn't me! Dun dun dun.

How did you like my use of a classic dramatic noise?

 

[Neonbob]

I liked it a lot.

How did you discover the maker of potato johnson?

 

[Disaster Button]

Time travel.

How did you discover clouds are the products of sheep that have had their legs cut off?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I asked God.

How did you not know I'd say that?

Cut it off with a chainsaw!

How did you eat all those babies?!?!

Yay, you changed your avatar back. I liked this one.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't listen to your inner voice.

How did you get killed by rain?

 

[Disaster Button]

It was made of acid and knives.

How did you escape the clutches of the evil gnome cult?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked them all in the head and walked out.
They're really short, you know.

How did you escape my dungeon?

 

[War Penguin]

You left the door unlocked.

How did you flee from my minions?

 

[Neonbob]

I stepped on all their heads and ran out the door.

How did you get Fred to leap into the stratosphere?

 

[Disaster Button]

I haven't yet, sadly. But I plan to. That or just throw Russia at him.

How did you know that it was Old Man Jenkins all along?

 

[Queen Michael]

He told me. Duh.

How did you get through the entire War and Peace in two days?

 

[Disaster Button]

With my machine gun.

How did you manage to survive that stampeed of elephants?

 

[Queen Michael]

Running like hell.

How did you manage to get Alice Cooper's autograph?

 

[Ren3004]

Dark magic.

How did you survive my dark magic?

 

[War Penguin]

Aimed my magical flashlight at it.

How did you manage to run a gang?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot everyone who opposed me.
You'd be surprised how well that works.

How did you tune your car so it had 4000 horsepower?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of punches.
And some shovels.

How did you scratch a pattern into your face?

 

[Ren3004]

Insensitivity to pain.


How did you make me feel pain?

 

[Neonbob]

I reconnected your nervous system.
Muahahaha

How did you merge your left and right hands together?