How did you do that?

[Kud]

You told me where it was.

How did you hide your Vodnog?

 

[War Penguin]

I put a blanket over it.

How did you defeat the Covenant?

 

[KillerH]

with a spoon

how did you win the game?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

with Sasha of course

how did you sum up the courage to send the babies to fight?

 

[War Penguin]

I didn't have any soldiers left.

How did you win "I Want to be the Guy"?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I don't know what that game is

how did you beat it?

 

[Vrex360]

With my fists, mo fo!!

How did you bake a singing cake?

 

[War Penguin]

I put a singer in the cake mix and baked him alive. He doesn't sing well but he sings none the less.

How did you find Atlantis?

 

[Keepitclean]

I DIDN'T, IT BAKED ME.

How did you knock over that building over there?

 

[War Penguin]

Explosives solve anything.

How did you not see that giant boulder coming at you NOW?!?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I called in some favours by some dudes I work with

how did you not obey your master?

 

[War Penguin]

He didn't speak loud enough. I couldn't hear.

How did you destroy earth?

 

[Vrex360]

With the Sangheili armada, of course.

How did you manage to sleep with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Come on dude... Look at me?

How did you buy those cigarettes, your under age!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did? Oh these? Tis stick candy! Cant you see from the "CANDY" label on the box, the promise of a free glow in the dark marvel sticker and the spider man drawing on the back?

How did you mistake my wholesome candy for something unwholesome?

 

[War Penguin]

I can't see.
... Wait, how the hell am i typing?

How did you cut down the tree?

 

[Captainguy42]

With a Herring.

How did you shut down Skynet?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a virus.

How did you get that crazy haircut?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Turn out My Russian Mail Order bride didn't actually go to medical school

Why Did yo buy a Russian Mail Order bride?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm lonely, okay?

How did you get me so lonely?