How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By threatening them at gunpoint. It's the easiest way to make friends.

How did you get the cops here so quickly?

 

[War Penguin]

Teleporter. What? You're acting like you don't have one.

How did you destroy my Evil Fortress of DOOM?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my BFG 9000. I never leave home without it.

How did you escape at the last possible moment?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

alright that's the last time for a while

how did you make a sweet taco?

 

[War Penguin]

I got a taco and dipped it in melted sugar. What? You never asked if it was good.

How did reach to the top of Death Mountain?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I walked..............duh

how did you stay ON the rails of a crazy train

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't.

How did you entrust me with something you knew I'd fail at?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I made sure he was metaphorically a dead man

how did you become the shopping cart hero?

 

[War Penguin]

I beat an evil man to death... with a shopping cart.

How did you predict the latest lottery numbers?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

by sleeping with the daughter of the dude who picks the new numbers

how did you be a better guitar gamer than me?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

there was a BLU spy behind it

how did you violate my minigun?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I am just that awesome

how did you steal money from the homeless?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm bad at socializing. (you have no clue how true that is )

How did you bomb Mars?

 

[War Penguin]

Glados taught me.

How did you escape Glados's clutch's?