How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

by going back and time and killing her "father" as a baby

how did you not see my uranium fuled time traveling underwear?

 

[Baby Eater]

shrink ray.

how did you survive seeing a large hadron collider get Falcon punched?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I changed it to the giant hard on collider getting falcon punched, then I just winced and consuled the next of kin

how did you find that weird??

 

[Ren3004]

Why would you consult the next of ken instead of the Exalted Cyclops?


How did you know what I wanted for Christmas?
[sub]Ugh... My posts are so festive right now it makes me sick. SICK![/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

by giving shadow a gun
[sup]Ba-dum-tish![/sup]

how did you think giving shadow a gun was a good idea?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. It was an experiment.

How did you make that toast talk?

 

[Ren3004]

I beat it until it screamed.

How did you become so cruel?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By living near you.

How did you raise an evil little girl?

 

[Ren3004]

She took it after her dad.

How did you make her a good girl?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I let her stay by me for a while.

How did you take that in a wrong way?

 

[Ren3004]

It's not that hard.


How did you evade the police?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Jetpack

How did you sneak past the witch?

 

[Ren3004]

Invisibility spell.

How did you see me while I was invisible?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I threw paint of you

How did you dodge my ninja star?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Instant transmition.

How did you call a grown woman a loli?

 

[Ren3004]

She was dressed like one!


How did you drink all that champagne?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. I was actually spiting it out when everybody turned away.

How did you not see me do that?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I was turned away.


How did you get so drunk, then?