How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I eat metal.
By lagging.

How did you pity the fool?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole Mr. T's persona for a day.

How did you clean up after the toxic spill?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I soaked it up with my goat-skin towel.

How did you survive the fall?

 

[CounterAttack]

I roll'd.

How did you evade the Mob?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of bullets and some fire.

How did you flip a tank?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm a Sangheili, fool!

How did you say "Candle Jack" and not get

 

[CounterAttack]

Next question, please.

How did you move to Hawaii in three days?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By swimming there, the building a hut, then turning that hut into a fort.

How did you not hear about Robinson Crusoe?

 

[CounterAttack]

I met Wilson.

How did you set your calculator to "stun"?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Its the new Blastec Multi Function Standard-Issue Imperial Calculator.

How did you forget that I was a storm trooper?

 

[CounterAttack]

I shot you and you didn't die.
Cookie for reference.

How did you make it to the second level?

 

[Rawker]

I took down the flag and ran into the castle

What is rule 34?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Look it up.

How did you forget the rules?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you see I have this head wound...

How did you notice me holding my brain in with duct tape?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

You didn't do a very good job at taping it.

How did you get the cool ninja suit?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I killed a Jedi ninja and took it from him.

How did you avoid the police for over two decades?

 

[CounterAttack]

I was ninja'd.

How did you escape your un-escapable prison cell?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I used the power of...IMAGINATION!

How did you get yourself such a cozy little spot in pun hell?