How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I beat you into submission and then ripped it off your head.

How did you get stranded in a suburb?

 

[A random person]

It's a gated community.

How did you get fired from prison?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit too many people in the face with their own feet.

How did you make cafeteria food palatable?

 

[A random person]

Salt and MSG.

How did you discover what love is?

 

[Neonbob]

I met a girl!

How did you break even at a casino?

 

[therealsomeguy]

There was a machine made by a company called Even...i smashed the machine with a blunt object

How did you avoid the sea mines

 

[A random person]

Big balls of spikes on chains aren't too hard to see.

How did you win a free boat ride for 3 and make an outdated reference?

 

[Neonbob]

By bringing up waterworld.

How did you make me think for a few minutes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I made a terrible pun that you did not get at first.

How did you not get that pun?

 

[Neonbob]

I closed my eyes and ignored it.

How did you skip yourself over water?

 

[Neonbob]

Mass hypnosis and some LSD. It's a very potent combo.

How did you manage to molest a porcupine?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a dream in a butterfly's mind.

How did you make me say something weird like that?