How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Cloning machine. I keep it next to the nuclear stockpile and the transmogrifier.

How did you found out where they were keeping the Holy Grail?

 

[Neonbob]

I tortured everyone on earth until I found out ^_^

How did you erase your face?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sulfuric acid. It's the chemical with 1001 uses!

How did you defeat international communism?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of bombs.
They solve so many things!

How did you place your foot in a bear trap and survive?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

It's prostetic!
How did you swim in lava!?!

 

[Neonbob]

I used a personal heat sink. It's surprisingly effective.

How did you bring peace to the warlike people of Behepust?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I told them that if they didn't calm the hell down, I'd start stabbing them in the neck.

How did you pull off a perfect Irish accent, despite being from Russia?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I studied lucky charms commercials for weeks upon weeks, till eventually, I had it down to a science.

How did you bake ALL THOSE COOKIES?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a bakery that was...evacuated for the day.

How did you make three new processes open in my computer?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I used to work at geek squad. Computers open their files for me.

How did you manage to keep the cat outside?

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped its legs off and tossed it outside.

How did you unlock a door with your hair?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

TONS of hairspray.

How did you fix the dishwasher?

 

[Baby Eater]

SCIENCE! and a wrench

how did you reverse gravity?

 

[Neonbob]

I just decided that I should one day.
And then I got bored and flipped it again.

How did you get me to leave my chair?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I lit the chair on fire.

How did you drink ALL THAT LEMONADE?!?!

 

[Baby Eater]

a beer bong.

how did you mistake a orphan for thanksgiving turkey?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. I just made you think that so you wouldn't call the cops.
>:-D

How did you put your face on every website in existence?

 

[Zelurien]

I found exactly where the Internets live and blackmailed them.

How did you whittle a lifesize version of Crash Bandicoot out of an oak tree?

 

[Neonbob]

I used little tiny chainsaws on my fingers!

How did you take people to lunch when you were completely broke?