How did you do that?

[BENZOOKA]

My house collapsed into it

How did you confuse the confuse-a-cat ltd?

 

[Neonbob]

I smacked it in the head until it was nearly brain-dead. It was easily confused then.

How did you not see that kind of animal abuse coming?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I was too busy puzzling a puma.

How did you steal an ambassador's bath tub?

 

[JWW]

With my hacked off limbs!

How did you get back to 1985?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I went back to 1984 and waited a year.

How did you sunk that submarine?

 

[Disaster Button]

I confused it with my use of grammar and its computer mainframe exploded.

How did you manage to survive the attack of the armoured bears?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

With this

How did you escape the wrath of the chainsaw bear?

 

[Neonbob]

Spoiler: With this

How did you get enough animals to make a living ladder that reached to the top of the Empire State Building?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I built a zeppelin and rounded up the populations of every zoo within a 500-mile radius.

How did you dance the goodtime dance without pulling a muscle?

 

[Neonbob]

I was having too much of a good time to care.
[sup]good fucking lord that hurt me...[/sup]

How did you eviscerate a hippo with a shovel?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With the reflexes and grace of a tiger.
*trips over own two feet*

How did you release the Kraken?

 

[Neonbob]

I blew up its cage.

How did you empty a dumpster?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I pushed it up against your open window and just dumped it all in your bedroom.

How did you make a nuclear reactor out of gum and cardboard?

 

[Neonbob]

I hired some major brains first.
And then I shot them all and used some duct tape. That fixes ANYTHING.

How did you carve a statue out of marshmallows?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With this ice cream scoop and the sort of determination that can only be halted by a burrito.

How did you make a delicious seven-course dinner from packing peanuts?

 

[Neonbob]

I have lots of sauces. They're great on anything.

How did you salvage your mess of a marriage?

 

[FieryButterfly]

With a bottle of tequila and sleeping pills!

How did you ever beat mario?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time powers.

How did you not hear about Braid?

 

[Kud]

I live in a cave.

How did you grow wings?

 

[Neonbob]

I messed with my DNA!

How did you lurk in my room for a year?