How did you do that?

[JPRanger]

I wore a metal guantlet with the word OWNED raised on the palm backwards.

How did you defeat chuck norris?

 

[LeonLethality]

By sending Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan on him lightning fast (yay for you if you get the reference)

How did you find your way out of the bottomless pit?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a side tunnel into the nearly bottomless pit.

How did you stab a knight with a pitchfork?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I called in a dragon to distract him and stabbed him from behind

How did you run over that dinosaur?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a monster truck covered in spikes.

How did you mix up the three containers that don't look alike?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I melt them together in a pot of boiling water.. Let's just say I no longer have a house now..

How did you freeze your best friend?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

He tried to get away from me by going to his work and locking himself in the freezer. He was found 2000 years later by my robotic clone.

[small]Wow, that was wordy.[/small]

How did you bring back my dead...relative?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a lazarus pit.

How did you get yourself kicked off the volunteer team?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I was hitting on a little boy.

How did you ride that whale?

 

[Neonbob]

I strapped a rocket to it.


How did you skip the tutorial?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I jumped over a pit of boiling lava, dogdged a man eating lizard, swam across the Indian ocean and pressed the skip button.

How did you use the invisible pen?

 

[Neonbob]

I hired the Invisible Man to find and give it to me.

How did you stab a monk in the eyes with a sheet of paper?

 

[Ren3004]

I wrapped the paper around a combat knife.


How did you fall for that?

 

[Neonbob]

I base all my observations off of visual cues...

How did you confuse a mule with a donkey?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well it all started back in 1965...
How did you save me?

 

[Neonbob]

By killing all the people who threatened you!

How did you make a rat decompose in water?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole other people's brains and used them to augment my own!
[sup]...yeah...[/sup]

How did you make your seat comfortable?

 

[JWW]

I used the bodies of the whales you just nuked!

How did you dodge the missile?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked it out of my way.
[sup]Hey JWW! Welcome to the escapist![/sup]

How did you locate my secret underground snake pit?