How did you do that?

[Dark Knifer]

I used confusion. It was super effective.

How did you get run over by a toy car?

 

[Neonbob]

It was a large toy car...the only ting it was missing was an engine.

How did you break your legs with a chopstick?

 

[Dark Knifer]

They were made of titanium.

How did you eat your parents for dinner and not even know it?

 

[Neonbob]

I was too busy enjoying the flavors of the parental units to care.

How did you wrap yourself around a telephone pole?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Well what actually happened was, I was doing my human cannonball trick and some idiot replaced my net with a trampoline. I bounced straight off and hit the telephone poll, that some idiot had put there. It took 30 men 6 hours to untangle me...

How did you superheat your pool?

 

[Neonbob]

I put a miniature sun in it. That worked wonders.
And it keeps the damn kids out.

How did you clear your front lawn of landmines?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I had a cunning use of flags...

How did you taze yourself while riding a unicycle and having breakfast?

 

[Neonbob]

I was happily eating cereal while going downhill when my cell phone went off. I reached into my pocket blindly, and grabbed the taser by mistake.
I didn't realize that until it was at my ear...

How did you record your last moments of life?

 

[Dark Knifer]

It wasn't my idea. I was trying to do something I saw on youtube and my friends filmed me...

How did your hands fall off after someone punched you in the face?

 

[Neonbob]

They are very sensitive, dammit!

How did you access your computer?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I yelled at it and it obeyed.

How did you not see that girl who was hitting on you?

 

[oppp7]

I'm blind.
How did you blind me?

 

[Ren3004]

I have a very nimble tongue.

How did you spend so much time without mentioning that?

 

[Ren3004]

With a hammer.

How did you bend the rules?

 

[oppp7]

I bent space first.
How did you get enough energy for that?

 

[Jamienra]

Merging with my cyborg parts with Optimus Prime.

How did you get my cyborg parts?

 

[oppp7]

I stole them from you from the future.
How did you lose your cyborg parts already?

 

[Sleekgiant]

The government took them

How did you beat the Nazi's