How did you do that?

[Sleekgiant]

It was a really small hard drive

How did you hide your porn

 

[Neonbob]

I gave it to my little brother.

How did you ruin a happy family reunion?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I got really drunk and danced around naked

How did you scare that bus of kids

 

[Neonbob]

I threw heads at them and made them scream.
I also stabbed some of them in the arms.

How did you ruin my favorite game series?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I simply kept making more sequels, each progressively worse than the next

How did you bankrupt Atari

 

[Ren3004]

I stole all their money.


How didn't you think of that?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I thought you had them make Alone in the Dark

How did you hack Xbox Live

 

[Neonbob]

I used a hatchet on their servers.

How did you misuse a gold bar?

 

[Ren3004]

I ate it.

How did you get so many posts?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I was bored

How did you get so few posts

 

[oppp7]

I took off on Christmas.
How did you know?

 

[Sir Prize]

Because I can see into the future.
How did you awaken the evil vampires?

 

[Ren3004]

I set their evil alarm clocks.

How did you hurt my feelings?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I called you fat but now I feel bad

How did you die the first time

 

[oppp7]

I ate too much pizza and exploded. The fiery kind.
How did you dodge the explosion?

 

[j1-2themax]

I saw a giant A and the next thing I knew things were already taken care of.

What are you planning on doing with that duck, 2X4, can of beans, and muscle man named Sven?

 

[MurderousToaster]

Murder, murder and more murder.

How do I you shot web?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Que

How did you learn Spanish in 10 seconds

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I ate a Babel Fish. Now I cough up rude words in Mandarin when I'm sick.

How did you break the sound barrier?

 

[Neonbob]

Hypnosis and a bit of crack.
I slowed sound waaaay down.

How did you hide from the US?