How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

Google maps.

How did you fool Google?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I blew up their (mind-control) satellites.

How did you know I fooled Google?

 

[Fraught]

I used one of those satellites to survey you.

How did you get that white powder on your shoulder?

 

[Ren3004]

I was making a cake... damned flour.

How did you find out my true identity?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I Google'd you.
How did you kill Batman?

 

[oppp7]

I used a gun.
How did you watch the 1st season of Lost?

 

[Zeromaeus]

With TiVo.
How did you understand MGS 1-4?

 

[Neonbob]

I...didn't. I just pretended to.

How did you get me out of jail?

 

[Zeromaeus]

With C4.
How did you crash the internet?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

By surfing while under the influence.

How did you get the gold at the 2012 Olympics?

 

[oppp7]

I cheated with steroids.
How did you find MJ?

 

[Sleekgiant]

By looking at the alphabet in the mirror

How did you seduce GlaDos

 

[Ren3004]

With a love letter written in binary.

How did you kill me?

 

[Zeromaeus]

With magick. Firey, firey magick.

How did you survive my army of pirates and my three ninjas.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm an assassin so I sat on a bench

How did you revive the Dreamcast

 

[oppp7]

Dark magic again.
How did you get to the bottom of the cereal box?
And does anyone else get this survey thing that keeps redirecting them from the Escapist?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a drill( survey happened once)

How did you convince mass Apple product suicide( destroy thine iPods)

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Saying that there was a new Ipod which changes colour and that if you don't get that then you're not cool and are an outcast of society.

How did you kill disco?

 

[oppp7]

I didn't, it died on itself...
How did you get to the Moon with just a car?

 

[j1-2themax]

My mind was to stupid to comprehend cars can't just drive straight upwards.

How did you win the World Series of Poker?