How did you do that?

[Penguins4Freedom]

By placing convenient mirrors behind everyone's cards. They didn't suspect a thing.

How did you solve World Hunger?

 

[oppp7]

I vomitted food for everyone.
How did you bury a cement block?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

By giving it human shoes and flinging it into the bottom of the ocean.

How did you save the whales?

 

[Zeromaeus]

By convincing the Japanese to kill chickens instead.

How did you get my stash of cookies?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because your mom said you couldn't have any cookies

How did you defy the laws of physics

 

[Ren3004]

*flies away* What?

How did you get that sandwich?

 

[j1-2themax]

I make it from the meat of my enemies.

How are you not disgusted by the above statement?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Because I love manwiches.

How did you lose your sanity?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I think I dropped it in the bus.


How did you find my sanity?

 

[oppp7]

I used Google Earth.
How did you paint the Great Wall of China?

 

[Ren3004]

With the blood of my enemies.


How did you get that off?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a strong acid. That takes care of most anything.

How did you plant bacon and get results?

 

[Vrex360]

Easy, I used illegal genetic experiments that were tested with a total disregard for human safety.
[sub]Filthy humans[/sub]

How did you, a filthy human, manage to earn my friendship?

 

[Neonbob]

I expressed a deeply rooted desire to rid the planet of other fleshy things.
And I stabbed one of your rivals in his eye with a sharp piece of metal.
You seemed to like that.

How did you halt plasma fire?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm just that good.


How did you make me cry?

 

[Neonbob]

I threw salt in your eyes and stepped on your fingers with large boots.

How did you change my cruel nature?

 

[oppp7]

I didn't.
How did you become such a jerk?

 

[j1-2themax]

I lost my faith in humanity.

How did you keep yours?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I didn't, its a lie

How did you survive the shark attack

 

[Neonbob]

I punched it in the nose so hard that its spine folded up and it died.

How did you save your hard drive onto a memory stick?