How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Melted it, added some more stuff.

How did you make this soup taste like the depths of a volcano?

 

[War Penguin]

That's no soup. That's the actual depths of a volcano. Why the fuck are you drinking that?

How did you survive the latest alien invasion?

 

[oppp7]

I only used a rusty fork, a small length of wire, and 40374 soldiers armed with grenade launchers.
How did you count to 7457457348873481298989192312235672?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used my fingers

How did you create a new dimension

 

[Ren3004]

I used my fingers.

How did you use your fingers?

 

[oppp7]

I poked out the sun.
How did you light me on fire?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm really hot!

How did you know what love was?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Does not compute

How did you teach an old dog a new trick

 

[oppp7]

I brainwashed him.
How did you?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I told him I'd kill him if he didn't learn

How did you convince me to jump off a building

 

[oppp7]

I pushed you.
How did you hit the ground?

 

[Vrex360]

My super secret parachute.

How did you manage to get my foolish Leaders to side with the filthy nice humans?

 

[Ren3004]

I offered them cookies.

How did you drink so much alcohol?

 

[Vrex360]

Sangheilian bowels, champ. Can hold four whole kegs of human liquor.

How did you survive a single sip of Sangheilios Scotch?

 

[oppp7]

I don't drink, that was someone else.
How did you know it was me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm Irish(not really)

How did you get to Mexico

 

[oppp7]

I stowed away in a van.
How did you invade Angolo?

 

[Ren3004]

I didn't.

How did you invade Angola? (I think that's what you meant...)

 

[oppp7]

(Ya, mispelled) I used a giant robot crab.
How did you build a giant robot crab?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked the dwarves of Moria.

How did you defeat the giant enemy crab?
[sub]Had to be done.[/sub]