How did you do that?

[oppp7]

I zoomed out.
How did you find the meaning of life?

 

[War Penguin]

I learned from Monty Python's the Meaning of Life.

How did you win the lottery?

 

[CounterAttack]

I received a message from myself in the future.

How did I avoid the masses of paradoxes this event should have caused?

 

[War Penguin]

I killed the past you for you... Wait, why are you fading?

How did you defeat the Rancor?

 

[Vrex360]

With my mighty Sangheilian sword play skills.

How did you manage to get into the massive hollywood party?

 

[CounterAttack]

I disguised myself as my evil twin. He's big in showbiz. All I had to do was put a fake mustache on and voila!

How did you save the galaxy from evil as a servant of the Dark Side?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm a jedi. Don't underestimate my midichloriane (sp?) count.

How did you manage to destroy and revive the world within five seconds?

 

[CounterAttack]

I used Achron's Resequence engine to go back in time and undo my actions.

How did I charge my iPod through force of will?

 

[Sassafrass]

I have always been here.

How did you get so tall?

 

[oppp7]

I wear stilts.
How did you dig through the moon?

 

[Ren3004]

I am the cheap labor.

How did you hire me?

 

[Ren3004]

I showed up drunk.


How did you get revenge on your old enemy?

 

[Ren3004]

I wasn't your enemy.


How did you mistake me for your enemy?

 

[Ren3004]

I did a barrel roll.

How did you learn to barrel roll?