How did you do that?

[CounterAttack]

I used my epic contortionist abilities to fit into a woman's handbag.

How did you know I was hiding there?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Flashlight, that's how I solve all my problems

GASP! YOU STOLE MY WAFFLES! HOW!

 

[Dark Knifer]

I used a crowbar, a trolley and some c4.

How did you beat the last boss?

 

[vento 231]

Killed the guard then hid them in my back back and slipped right past security.

How do I stop getting ninja'd?

 

[Neonbob]

I nuked it.
Easy.
You type faster.

How did you get out of my trap?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I jumped. Alot.

How did you eat your legs?

 

[Neonbob]

I bent over really far.
And I was on a damn island. That's some motivation right there.

How did you make the rocket explode?

 

[CounterAttack]

My custom-designed interception rocket took care of it. It's the size of a bullet, but it can take down anything rocket-propelled up to a space shuttle.

How did you see through time?

 

[Neonbob]

4D goggles.
They're very handy things, and only $3.99

How did you crash a helicopter?

 

[CounterAttack]

I can't even drive a car. You expect me to master a helicopter in ten minutes?

How did you build a hovercraft?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I flipped a swamp boat

How did you miss graduation

 

[CounterAttack]

It's not my thing.

How did you miss your chance to get the girl?

 

[Code Monkey]

It's not my thing
Someone told me they like it if you act like a jerk...

How did you get honey from the hive?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I pretended to be a bee and told them I was getting it for the queen.

How were you able to teach a rhinoceros to be a master ninja?

 

[Neonbob]

I set it on fire and chased the bees off.
Persistence and hypnosis.

How did you deep fry your hair?

 

[CounterAttack]

I shaved my head for charity, and decided to experiment with the leftover hair.

How did you miss your flight?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy playing Mass Effect 2. It's stolen my life.

How did you survive your ship exploding?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

You never once thought that there could be one whale you didn't nuke, Neonbob?

How the fuck did you even do that?

 

[Neonbob]

I left it alone so it would continue the species.
After all, I'm having fun with this hobby of species genocide.

How did you turn your arm into a bird?

 

[Code Monkey]

Let me answer your question with another question: Why is it a bad idea to experiment with gene splicing?

How did you get across the border?