How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I used a plane and a passport.

How did you dig through rock?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a hammer and a poster(Shawshank reference)

How did you kill Keanu Reeves

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed him with Ben Affleck.

How did you shower yourself with toenail clippings?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I went to an old people's home and stole their toenails. They didn't seem to care.

How did you fill your truck with dolphins?

 

[Neonbob]

I dragged about ten of them onto the damn truck.
Stupid heavy things.

How did you hide yourself in a tree?

 

[Dark Knifer]

It wasn't my fault! I was practicing my human cannonball and I missed the net, but landed in a big tree and got knocked out. I was told it took 14 hours to find me in that goddamn tree...

How did you kill your target with a roll of toilet paper?

 

[Neonbob]

I stuffed it all into his mouth.
And then he choked to death.

How did you make a levitating orange?

 

[CounterAttack]

I stuck it in the mouth of a cloaked Spy.

How did you get into my hotel room and sleep in my bed?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a universal key.
Now c'mere.

How did you wiggle out of jury duty?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I told them I had swine flu.

How did you end up at alaska wearing nothing but a pillow case?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a wild night...and too much soda.

How did you slip a carrot into my french fry?

 

[Dark Knifer]

For the last fucking time, IT WASN'T ME! Go complain to macdonalds because I know nothing about that stupid carrot!

Someone who is thinking about macdonalds now?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I'm thinking about Hardees.

Someone who likes watching other people in misery they caused themselves?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Not only that, I record it and show it to them whenever they are in a good mood.

FUCK! This is the how did you thread!

How do I keep doing that?!?

 

[Neonbob]

You get confused at 2am.
DAMN YOU.

How did you make me fall into that trend again?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I used confusion again! It was super effective!

How did you eat pancakes with your fingernails?

 

[Timotei]

I'm just that awesome.

How do you cure my fever? (looking for a specific answer)

 

[Neonbob]

I waited for them to get REALLY long.
I dumped you in a pit of ice, then pushed IV antibiotics through your body until you swore you could see them in the veins in your eyes.
The last thing I did was to replace every single organ in your body with a perfectly healthy person's organs.
Specific enough?

How did you steal my cable?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I didn't, the snakes did. Must have thought it was someone else...

How did you make a good sonic game?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a 2D version.
That works perfectly.

How did you beat the end boss of life?