How did you do that?

[oppp7]

Peppy told me.
How did you teamkill?

 

[Neonbob]

I dropped a nuke. They don't discriminate.
Lots and lots of sonar mapping.

How did you get me put under arrest?

 

[oppp7]

I'm actually a cop! *Pulls off mask reveling he's a fireman*
How did you know I wasn't me?

 

[Neonbob]

I could see below your skin.

How did you confuse a cop?

 

[oppp7]

I told him this sentence was false.
How did you eat an hour from time?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am an inter-dimensional being who does not follow the laws of reality. Meaning "Screw you guys! I do what I want!"

How did you become and inter-dimensional being?

 

[oppp7]

I cloned their DNA into me, or whatever.
How did you learn the difference between splicing and cloning?

 

[Neonbob]

I went to a class on it.

How did you learn how to dance from a paraplegic?

 

[CounterAttack]

It was interpretive.

How did you learn the tango from a robot?

 

[Neonbob]

I programmed it quite well.

How did you translate Wingdings?

 

[CounterAttack]

I found an English-Wingdings dictionary. It covers all three types of Wingdings! Get yours now! =D

How did you decode my secret messages?

 

[Neonbob]

You only turned one letter around. It wasn't that hard.

How did you make such a useless invention?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Well, I put a spoork in a microwave for 10 minutes then wrapped it in tin foil, then dip it in water for 5 minutes and placed it behind the fridge. No idea what it does, but hey, people buy anything these days.

How did you play xbox with your face?

 

[CounterAttack]

I grew thumbs out of my nose and held the controller with my feet.

How did you send a message to yourself in the past?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I placed it in the one place I know he would look. On the front cover of a system of a down album.

How did you get strangled by your hair?

 

[Neonbob]

It gained sentience and I was going to get a haircut...damn preemptive strike.

How did you light your arm on fire?

 

[Zedzero]

Simple, a paper clip, orange juice and fire.

How did you eat that monkey?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I pointed a gun at it, opened my mouth and said "Get in their".

How did you impale yourself on your wallet?

 

[Neonbob]

It was filled with needles...

How did you sneak yourself onto a secure plane?