How did you do that?

[ottenni]

With my Diamond encrusted teeth!!

How did you amass such a post count??

 

[Sleekgiant]

By posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting

How did you copy/paste my heart away

 

[oppp7]

Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
...and organs.
How did you get a replacement?

 

[j1-2themax]

Um... I got lucky... Don't look in my closet, OK?

How did you get that very pretty badge?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Blowing up a planet. Literally...

How did you eat Mars?

 

[Ren3004]

It's just a candy bar... it's not very hard.


How did you rob that casino?

 

[Disaster Button]

I made the casino rob itself, and then blackmailed its wife into giving me the money.

How did you pole vault over that giant pool of jelly?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't stop to think about it.
I just did it.

How did you break a lock?

 

[Ren3004]

With a hammer.

How did you break a hammer?

 

[j1-2themax]

With a bigger hammer.

How did you build the Empire State Building in seven minutes?

 

[Dark Knifer]

It was made out of lego and I had a big bag of weed with me.

How did you get the part of Director in a James cameron film?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punched him the the face and made him make me one.

How did you get me arrested like that?

 

[ottenni]

You wouldn't stop dancing.

How did you grow your hair so long?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I went super saiyen 3 after getting angry at MW2.

How did you escape death row?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I turned into a dusk cloud.

How did you get lazer kitteh to back down?

 

[Ren3004]

I offered him cat food.


How did you steal lazer kitteh's cat food?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I told him basement cat was waiting

How did you vanquish basement cat

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With LIGHT!

How did you make that plant shrivel up with just talking to it?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I said that Michal atkinson is now the president of the USA. A random on the street nearly beat me up when I said that.

How did you survive the nuclear explosion?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put a news paper in front of my face while ducking and covering.

How did you not lol at that?