How did you do that?

[j1-2themax]

Um... I "bought" it at Wal-Mart. [sub]Dang ninjas.[/sub] With a really big laser cannon.


How could you afford that pony?

 

[oppp7]

I killed it and got it for half off.
How did you do that thing that you did?

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

You don't want to know.

How did you eat your own face?

 

[oppp7]

With gravy.
How did you watch the Superbowl?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With my eyes closed

How did you win the contest

 

[War Penguin]

I cheated- I MEAN, uh... shit! Forget everything you've heard. EVERYTHING!

How did you forget everything?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I didn't

How did you make me forget

 

[War Penguin]

Hypnotism, the cure for all of life's troubles.
[sub]You are getting sleepy...[/sub]

How did you saw off my legs without me noticing?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a laser, you didn't feel a thing

How did you find my secret layer

 

[War Penguin]

It was on the map.

How did you find Waldo? If so, where?

 

[Sleekgiant]

He was behind the fat woman

How did you not know that

 

[War Penguin]

I'm not that bright, I'll admit.

How did you win the love of millions?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I got on TV and stripped

How did you miss it

 

[War Penguin]

I didn't want to see that. D:

How did you know I like pie?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Who doesn't like pie?

How did you steal my bed when I was asleep?

 

[Ren3004]

You were sleeping on the couch.


How did you forget to go to your bed?

 

[War Penguin]

It was dark and I couldn't see.

How did you make it dark?

 

[j1-2themax]

I cut the power.

How did you think you wouldn't need a back-up generator?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't expect an attack...

How did you break the chain of command?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can make my own electricity.
I told General Roflcopter that his wife was sleeping with Lord Kratoslookalike.

How are you unfamiliar with the reference?