How did you do that?

War Penguin · Feb 14, 2010

I needed to save money so I didn't bother to buy a back-up.

How did you sink Atlantis?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 14, 2010

I used a nuke to destroy the rock foundations.

How did you get robbed by a little girl?

Neonbob · Feb 14, 2010

I was sleeping and she pickpocketed me.

How did you win a medal at sleeping?

oppp7 · Feb 14, 2010

I used steroids.
How did you find the murderer?

Neonbob · Feb 14, 2010

I had a telepath who identified them.

How did you mix steel?

Sleekgiant · Feb 15, 2010

I melted it first

How did you crush my hopes mad dreams

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 15, 2010

They were mad.

How did you have mad dreams?

Sleekgiant · Feb 15, 2010

I forgot to check my sentence : (

How do you make me feel so stupid

ottenni · Feb 15, 2010

With my cutting intellect and my pipe.

How did you read the harry potter series so fast?

Sleekgiant · Feb 15, 2010

I used osmosis

How did you restructure your DNA

Neonbob · Feb 16, 2010

I used a Radiation machine to shift pairs.

How did you stay on your feet?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 16, 2010

Sheer force of will.

How did you eat a whale?

Neonbob · Feb 16, 2010

I saved it up for a year.
Those fucks are huge.

How did you get a vegetarian to eat meat?

Sleekgiant · Feb 16, 2010

I lied and said it was tofu with taste

How did you defeat my henchmen

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 16, 2010

I called them buffoons.

How did you correct my bad spelling?

Neonbob · Feb 16, 2010

I edited your post. Muahahaha.

How did you listen to ultrasound?

JupiterBase · Feb 16, 2010

With plastic cups and a string.

How did you defeat that dragon?

Neonbob · Feb 16, 2010

I stabbed it with the holy blade of Al.

How did you make a truck run off of chicken?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 16, 2010

Well, it was oil used to fry chicken...

How did you become supersonic?

Code Monkey · Feb 16, 2010

I'm actually from a planet with much lower gravity.... Eh, and air density.

How did you climb that tree?