How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

By putting LSD in the town's water.

How did you find water on Pluto (WHICH IS STILL A PLANET!)?

 

[Roxas1359]

I sent a robot that had water to Pluto and then claimed that it had found water.

How did you manage to bring Rasputin back to life?

 

[Neonbob]

I injected him with nanomachines.
they do some serious magic!

How did you make your own plastic?

 

[Baby Eater]

Let's just say Barbie will never be the same.

How did you stop an unstoppable force?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I like, told the guy, these werent the droids he was looking for.

How did you like, polute all the great lakes?

Sweet, another loon lover! Friended!

OT: With a banana.

How did you dance like that?

 

[Roxas1359]

By dividing by Zero! Breaking the Universe always wins.

How did you get the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic?

 

[Roxas1359]

I stole it from the Silver Surfer while he wasn't looking.

How did you get Sweden to not be neutral anymore?

 

[Baby Eater]

By calling them Fat.

How did you convince George Lucas to make a GOOD Star Wars prequel?

 

[Roxas1359]

I repeatedly hit him in the head with his other bad movies.

How did you get Micheal Bay to not screw up Transformers 3?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I actually showed him Episode II.

How did you eat a toilet in one bite?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Your tremedous girth, preference to freshwater, and territorial attitude kind of gave it away

How did you find the devil so you could sell your soul to him?

 

[SpaceSpork]

With a gaydar.

How did you know I had a gaydar?!?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was the Pyro in TF2. The gas mask helps.

How did you slay thine dragon with thine sword of broken balsa wood?

 

[SpaceSpork]

With maaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAgic!

How did you remove that thing from my ass?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I never did, it's still there, it's just so infected, it's starting to affect your brain and you're just goin numb, so you THINK it's out.

How did it get in there anyway?