How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I was busy in the morning, and it didn't occur to me to make sure I had it stuck in.

How did you get an article from 1927?

 

[Ren3004]

It was right there. Jesus, I swear, you can never find anything!

How did you find all that treasure?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I hired Pirates and rented a Metal Detector

How did you shoot lasers from your Ears?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a really horrible allergic reaction to your cooking!

How did you get a new couch out of your room?

 

[Ren3004]

I burned it.

How did you not notice the smell?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy sleeping, dammit!

How did you get classes canceled?

 

[Ren3004]

I killed my teachers.

How did you have classes?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I necro'd your teachers

How did you beat Sub Zero?

 

[Ren3004]

I turned up the heating.

How did you turn me into a toad?

 

[Neonbob]

Magic is a wonderful thing.
It's mysterious, too!

How did you get a tiger to cut down trees?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Very carefully

How did you get so tall?

 

[Ren3004]

By pumping hormones into my veins.

How did you let me do that?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I had hormones to spare

How did you glow in the dark?

 

[Neonbob]

Fucking jellyfish genes...someone injected them while I slept.
Assholes.

How did you light a match with your mind?

 

[brtshstel]

I learned a thing of two from Dr. Manhattan.

How did you [Go] Gonzo?

 

[Neonbob]

Radiation and a bad case of rabies...siiiigh.

How did you get people to like drugs?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

By having other people hate them

How did you beat Tetris?

 

[CounterAttack]

I prayed to Tetrises for victory.

How did you use accents in your posts?
[sub]Seriously, I have no idea. I can't get them right.[/sub]