How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

I developed the hydrogen bomb for the military, and ever since then, i've loved them.

How did you steal my damn sandwich?! *Stabs Goat*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because I'm a ninja

How did you make such a delicious sandwich

 

[CounterAttack]

Lettuce, tomato, cheese, two slices of bread, baloney, an olive on a toothpick holding it together, and I dropped half the "w".

How did you ruin the relationship I was in?

 

[Sleekgiant]

It was with me so not very hard to ruin it.

How did you make me reveal my demon form

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Taunting you by holding your woman in a strange, suggestive manner.
[sup]Although I think thats what somebody did to Inuyasha, not to Yashamaru... since he doesn't have a woman.[/sup]

How did I remember that... and did I remember right?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, your mind is obviously filled with anime references.
So that's probably why.

How did you keep me busy for a day?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I gave you a penguin attached to a rope

How did you make me into an anime character

 

[Neonbob]

I put you through an animation program.
They're surprisingly powerful things.

How did you cool a laptop with your face?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm icy fresh from the gum I chew

How did you make Stride gum not last

 

[NeoAC]

By mixing in Cajun spices. It couldn't handle the awesome.

How did you get all those hippos to swim in a circle?

 

[Neonbob]

I cut off the right arm and leg of a fat man and kicked him into water. hehee.

How did you mess up your oath?

 

[CounterAttack]

By mispronouncing one of the arcane words. I ended up swearing to kill cheese for the rest of my life.

How did you settle the ancient grudge between the mountain people and the underground people?

 

[Neonbob]

Easy. Complete annihilation of both sides.
No people, no argument.


How did you put yourself on trial?

 

[CounterAttack]

I was playing the parts of everyone in court at the same time: Judge, jury, prosecution, defence, defendant and witnesses.

How did you learn acting skills in two and a half minutes?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

With Acting mastery in minutes the Instructional Video

How did you break Water?

 

[ottenni]

I froze it and then dropped it.

How did you burn jelly?

 

[CounterAttack]

With my cooking blowtorch after I sprinkled sugar over it.

How did you burn a bowl of cereal?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Lava Milk of course

How did you kill Death?

 

[axle 19]

With a holy hand grenade

How did you end up in jail?