How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Well...shooting a person in front of a cop will do that for ya...

How did you confuse an entire class of people?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I showed them the final Matrix movie

How did you make cliff notes for the internet

 

[axle 19]

With a lot of time and coffee

How did you become emperor of the universe

 

[Sleekgiant]

I was next in line, just had to wait for the other emporer to die

How did Neon let his post count get lower than Vaude

 

[axle 19]

He fell asleep at the keyboard

How did you win that fiddle contest with the devil

 

[Sleekgiant]

I broke his wrists, I don't play fair

How did you win my heart

 

[axle 19]

Time and Money

How did you slay the jabberwocky

 

[Sleekgiant]

With my +69 spear of penetration

How did you steal people's thoughts

 

[axle 19]

With my pet hypnotoad

How did you catch the gingerbread man

 

[Sleekgiant]

I threw milk at him and he fell apart

How did you get a Nobel peace prize

 

[axle 19]

For simultaneously causing and ending global warming

How did you survive the nuke

 

[Sleekgiant]

In a refrigerator

How did you steal Indiana Jones's hat

 

[axle 19]

Kick him in the nuts and ran away with it

How did you destroy the one ring

 

[Sleekgiant]

With Mah lazor eyes

How did you find that attractive

 

[axle 19]

Because you were charging your lazer

How did you stop the juggernaut

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Warps behing Axle and rapis slashes his head.*
That's how.

How did Sleek survive a rapid slash to the back of the head just now?

 

[Neonbob]

Easy. I armored his head for just such an occasion.

How did you get through airport security without a hitch?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I said "Look over there, someone with a 360"
They immediately left

How did you pass the drug test

 

[CounterAttack]

By not being a cheating loser.

How did you pass your resistance check to avoid picking up that... magazine?

 

[Sleekgiant]

It's a secret okay

How did you get a thread locked without being online