How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I smashed through a wall! Hahaaaaaaaaaaa!
And then I built a raft out of buoyant rocks.

How did you burn your own face?

 

[axle 19]

By using it to put out a fire.

How did you outrun the boulder

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a secret track star. I always knew running my races in a mask would come in handy.

How did you slip under a playing card?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm really clumsy

How did you stop the Candlejack me-

 

[Neonbob]

I shot the fucker in the kneecaps.
He can't abduct people with his lower legs missing.

How did you get into my laboratory?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Your password was 12345

How did you reset your notoriety IRL

 

[axle 19]

Through application of the gray cowl

How did you kill chubbs the man eating tadpole.

 

[Neonbob]

I poisoned the tadpole with five pounds of cyanide.
Overkill, yeah, but goddammit, it was funny!

How did you fill a tire with blood?

 

[axle 19]

Raided a blood bank and a lot of needles.

How did you dismantle the atom bomb.

 

[Thamous]

With my mind(and my level 79 repair skill)

How did you think of a non-idiotic question to ask?

 

[axle 19]

I borrowed neonbob's brain.

How did I do it without him noticing.

 

[Neonbob]

I just took a minute and tried to think of something that would be a valid question. Not that hard.
Wait, what?
YOU! YOU WERE THE TINGLY FEELING!

How did you build a jet engine out of a sewer tube?

 

[NeoAC]

I can't remember, because I'm so drunk.

How did I get so drunk?

 

[Thamous]

By... drinking sewer water filled with alcohol?

How has neonbob not killed the whales in my pool yet?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't miss it, I just let it meet up with whales #40029, #2928, and #984303 to make more.
My hobby is gonna last, goddammit!
I'm letting them live for a while.

How did you mix up the year?

 

[NeoAC]

Did you not read my previous post? Drunk!

How did you move Chile 3 mm to the west?

 

[Thamous]

With an earthquake(too soon?)

How did you revive Hitler?

 

[axle 19]

By giving him to the disney corparation.

How did you survive the airplane crash.

 

[Thamous]

By ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of the airplane.

How did YOU survive my ninjas?

 

[NeoAC]

I am a drunken kung fu master. Duh.

How did you guess what I've been doing the past few hours?