How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

I gathered all the Mormon's (seeing as how they might believe anything I say)
And gave them a rousing speech about how Dispelism came to be, and they all believed me.
Therefore, there are no Mormon's left.

How did you destroy Qatar?

 

[The Infinite]

With fire of course silly.

How did you you lose your arms?

 

[Kud]

I am a mega emo, instead of cutting my wrists, I put my arms in wood chippers.

How did you steal that guy's wallet?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

In the most epic way possible.

How did you think of such a username as AshPox?

 

[Neonbob]

I held you up, you inconsiderate dick!

How did you come back from the near dead?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I backed away from 'Dead' so i was no longer near it

How did you make that Cheese implode?

 

[Neonbob]

A lovely little thing called a black hole. Lovely creation.

How did you escape my dogs?

 

[CounterAttack]

With the power of my mind and three years of intense Chef-Mage training.

How did you keep your lock-on even though I barrel rolled to shake you off?

 

[axle 19]

You barrel rolled in place, After I laughed my ass off I finished it.

How did you survive Pirate Ninja Jesus?

 

[Neonbob]

A fancy techy cross.

How did you reveal my true form?

 

[axle 19]

Hangovers can shorten the thought process

How did I do a twenty minute keg stand.

 

[Sleekgiant]

With the crystals of visibility

How did you know I made that shit up

 

[axle 19]

Because I destroyed the crystals beforehand.

How did you out run the 50mph man.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I stole Sonic's speed.

How did you not die when I cast kill?

 

[Neonbob]

You were casting it at a mirror.
That didn't go well for you at all.

How did you retract a written statement?

 

[axle 19]

I burned the paper to ash.
Fire purges all.

How did you swim in the liquid hot magma?

 

[Neonbob]

I put on a wonderful chilling suit. It kept me safe.
And froze my fingers off...

How did you reattach your forehead?

 

[axle 19]

With shiny staples.
I think still right good.

How did you survive my rant?

 

[CounterAttack]

By counter-ranting about the TF2 item drop system and nooby achievement grinders.

How did you defeat my 10,000-strong Zerg rush?

 

[axle 19]

With my solid wall of photon cannons and Carriers.
Solid walls of plasma tend to fry squishy organics.

How did you win that epic street race.