How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I blew up the other cars. You call it cheating, I call it aggressive tactics.

How did you rip a song offline?

 

[axle 19]

I ripped a cd in half that had exactly one song on it.

How did you soothe the raging Big Daddy?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of bullets.
...what? I'm not a peaceful problem solver!

How did you electrocute your fingers off?

 

[NeoAC]

I'm drunk?

How did you get me so drunk?

 

[Neonbob]

Injecting people with booze is surprisingly effective...

How did you add music to my iPod without a cable?

 

[axle 19]

I slammed it into a cd rack.
What? You didnt say it had to work.

How did you reform your broken ipod?

 

[NeoAC]

I developed a WiFi iPod, but now Steve Jobs is suing me for $200M.

How did you manage to turn back time?

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped a hole in space/time and walked back in time.
Easy as doing calculus in your eye.

How did you blind fifty million people?

 

[Hollock]

lemon juice

how did you derail that train?

 

[Neonbob]

A well placed bit of C4 and a kitten.
Such a perfect combo of mayhem!

How did you explore the wilderness?

 

[Hollock]

I was naked, and covered in deer piss, and brandishing a bowie knife, and missing you.


How did you get rid of the body?

 

[Neonbob]

I buried it in steel.
Oh yeah. The MANLY way to dispose of bodies.

How did you find my secret stash?

 

[axle 19]

I found the conveniently placed map.
Seriously you shouldnt leave shit around like that

What did I do with your stash?

 

[Neonbob]

I think you burned it...YOU ASSHOLE!

How did you mix your own brain?

 

[CounterAttack]

My iPhone took over my mind and forced me to stick an eggbeater in my ear.

How did you dance to the Rocket Jump Waltz?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I don't dance for ninjas

How did you make me hate mudkip

 

[axle 19]

I locked in a room filled with nothing but them for 72 hours.
Five months of psychiatric help later and you have a healthy phobia.

How did I get all the mudkips?

 

[Neonbob]

I overexposed you to them.

How did you get out of my room?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I opened the door

How did that not work

 

[The Infinite]

I blame Chaos Theory.

How did you not die?