How did you do that?

[LeonLethality]

Insanity can do many things to a man.

How did you read that book?

 

[Neonbob]

I opened the covers, remembered all my training, and defeated the monster on the front page.
Then I sat down by a fire and read.

How did you duel the letter A?

 

[LeonLethality]

With my trusty rubber chicken and it's regurgitating squeeker

How did you see what was in my pants under my hat?

 

[Neonbob]

X-ray vision, given to my by some mad fucko with too much free time and funding.

How did you turn a car into a thing of horrible pain?

 

[LeonLethality]

External combustion engines are the way of the future!

How did you break that guitar?

 

[Neonbob]

I used it as a containment shell for a five pound charge of C4.
The thing blew apart so nicely!

How did you remove your brain?

 

[The Infinite]

Through SCIENCE!

How did you built that time machine?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a genius, you know.
It wasn't that hard after I figured out the constant for friction while traveling against time.

How did you destroy a twister?

 

[LeonLethality]

I ripped it in two

How did you get in trouble?

 

[Neonbob]

Kicking people in the face will do that...

How did you put yourself in jail without doing anything?

 

[LeonLethality]

I really shouldn't have been wearing the neon "I did it sign" by the bank...

How did you break that TV?

 

[EqualNOpposite]

See, there's this nifty little thing called a Tesla Coil...

How did you get such a spiffy hat?

 

[darth jacen]

In the back of this van I was in the other day I saw it laying there and had to have it

How did you get so FAT?!

 

[LeonLethality]

Jazzersize had the wrong effect on me

How did you get to smell so good?

 

[darth jacen]

Axe body wash works like a charm

How did you get wings of that size to fit under your coat?

 

[Neonbob]

You know Angel of the X-men, right?
I got a harness from him.

How did you reload your rifle without bullets?

 

[LordMoose]

I naturally smell that way, Pure Man Musk.

How do you manage to stay focused?

 

[LeonLethality]

@bob: Sheer determination

@moose: eye peelers

How did you make a penguin move faster than the speed of sound?

 

[Neonbob]

Megapunt.
:-D

How did you let a good person lose?

 

[LordMoose]

Put an innocent bystander in the way of their attack. that was a DnD spell, summon innocent or something like that.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?