How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Who knows?
I found out by making a licking machine.
You should try it.

How did you lose all your hair?

 

[The Infinite]

None, I eat the damn thing whole.
EDIT: damn ninjas - A walrus ate it.

How did you know that the answer was 42?

 

[Neonbob]

The question was 84/2.
How could you not know it?

How did you get a watch from a deaf man?

 

[Ren3004]

I stole it from him.

How did you hurt my kneecap?

 

[The Infinite]

With this rock.

How did you escape that viper pit?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of fire and some ladders.
You'd be surprised just how often those things can fix problems.

How did you change the flow of time?

 

[LeonLethality]

I threw a rock at a clock

How did you tame the dolphins?

 

[Neonbob]

Underwater hypnosis.

How did you cancel all the posts?

 

[axle 19]

I took control of the website and activated the banhammer.
3 swings is all it took.

How did you restore the sight afterwards?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I re attached the eye nerves.
[sup]Yes, I am exploiting your grammar fail.[/sup]

How did I manage to do something so evil and not become evil?

 

[Threx]

It was evil yes but it was for the good of everyone.

How did you find the lost treasure of Atlantis

 

[rt052192]

plot device mr frodo, plot device.

How did i manage to pull that "One ring to rule them all" reference from out of the blue?

 

[MrGFunk]

You just watched Clerks 2.

How did you spend last christmas?

 

[darth jacen]

Opening my new gaming computer and killing people in CS:S

How did you watch Star Trek?

 

[Neonbob]

I turned on the TV and just left it run.

How did you get me blamed for your own murder?

 

[Tiny116]

I plastered a "Nuke the whales" sign on my body

how did you steal my skeleton?

 

[Neonbob]

I waited for you to fall asleep, then drugged you into a coma, cut you open, and worked for hours cutting your skeleton out.

How did you lose your belt?

 

[oppp7]

I never wore one.
How did you steal my bacon?

 

[Neonbob]

I knocked you out and took it off the stove. Didn't you notice the bump on your head?

How did you define race?

 

[axle 19]

I took out a dictionary and read aloud.
Wasn't to difficult except for the small text.

How did you not see that coming?