How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With hate mail.

How did you become a shadow?

 

[darth jacen]

Sat in the sun at the right angle

How did you finish TES: oblivion in one sitting?

 

[oppp7]

Hacks. On a related note, flying is awesome.

How did you hack Oblivion?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Mods. Its standard procedure really...

How did you not know that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I live under a large rock.

How did you not notice my starfisheness?

 

[axle 19]

You were under that rock?
Well that would explain the noises and smells.

How did you sail around the world in five minutes?

 

[oppp7]

It's more like 'through.'

How did you eat an entire redwood tree?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'm a wood dragon (Fairy Tail).

How did you beat the land shark?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a land octopus.

How did you think that was disturbing?

 

[axle 19]

I kicked it into the ocean.
Ironically it got eaten by other sharks.

Dammit Ninja'ed

I didn't, I'm incapable of being disturbed.

How did you return from the Island of No Return?

 

[Scde2]

I mispelled the name

Why did you throw me out?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a boat and divine aid.
By telling you to go away.

How did you contract Ignorant Aids?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I brought a teleport scroll

How did you survive that barrage of sniper rifle bullets?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a ninja.

How did you get ninja'd like that?

 

[oppp7]

I loaded it late.

How did you ninja me with the below post?

 

[axle 19]

I hacked the site and changed the post times.

How did you keep me from getting caught?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I shot the mods! >

How did you create radioactive toothpaste?

 

[oppp7]

Radioactive sludge.

How did you become one with the bear?

 

[Uncreative]

Pureed fairies my friend.
didn't you always wonder why they glowed?
NINJA!

I learned their ways through years of imitation and Salmon diets.

How did you hypnotize that turtle?

 

[axle 19]

I left a tube of crest in the fusion reactor.
It was an accident, I swear.

How did you create a good videogame movie?