How did you do that?

[Zeromaeus]

I consumed the soul of Gordan Ramsey, thus stealing his skills in the kitchen.

How did you survive the whole soul stealing thing I did a few minutes ago?

 

[Scde2]

Don't have one.

Did you find what you were looking for?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Google.

How did you avoid the Google satellites?

 

[UnusualStranger]

A curse from technology.

How did you change every channel to the same thing?

 

[Neonbob]

A mass controller. Hahaaaa!

How did you get a special blend of coffee?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

starbucks.

Where do you get a Zoid?

 

[axle 19]

I stole one from Area 51.
They really need to update their defensive perimeter.

How did you cut through all the red tape?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Scissors, safety scissors.

How did you divide by 0 successfully?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Must...resist.....
Chuck Norris
[sub]Damnit! [/sub]

How did you change the color of that window?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

By painting it with the blood of my fallen enemies.

How did you survive the zombocalypse?

 

[Neonbob]

I stocked upon ammo. WOOOO!

How did you get past people in a car?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Drive right through.

How did you escape that elaborate death trap?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

My awesome ninja skills.

How did you consume three gallons of coke?

 

[axle 19]

I drank it over the course of three days along with a pound of mentos.
My insides are all tingly.

How did you pay for my hospital bills?

 

[Neonbob]

I sold other people's organs until I had the cash.

How did you get me in a tub of ice?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I told you the last whale was inside of it.

How did you manage to turn night into day?

 

[axle 19]

I knocked you out and sent you to Mexico.
I hope you don't miss your kidney.

How did you outsmart the supercomputer?

 

[UnusualStranger]

A guy in mexico taught me a lot.

How did you get out of that maze?

 

[Scde2]

With a satellite.

How did you blow up the can?

 

[Neonbob]

I stuffed it with C4 and shoved it up someone's ass. :-D

How did you suffer through five years with a psycho *****?